Matt Carberry (kingpin248) wrote,
Matt Carberry

Velvet leisure suits for all

Levon: Aww, yeah.
Barry: Aww, yeah.
Levon: It's that time.
Barry: Aww, you know it's that time.
L: I'm Levon...
B: And I'm Barry. Sagitarrius.
L: And it's time - it's time for two hundred...
B: ...and forty dollars...
L: worth of pudding.
B: worth of pudding.
L: Aww, yeah. Mr. Boucher, come on in here and let's get a shot of this pudding.
B: now that is the kind of pudding that only two hundred and forty dollars can buy.
L: Aww, yeah. We had the two forty...
B: ...we had to have the pudding.
L: Aww, yeah. Now we could have bought a hundred dollars worth of pudding...
B: ...and that would have been a lot of pudding.
L: Aww, yeah. But we had to go all the way, baby...
B: All the way home.
L: uh huh. With two hundred...
B: ...and forty dollars...
L: ...worth of pudding.
B: worth of pudding.
L: Aww, yeah.
B: Now I know what you're thinking...
L: Barry and Levon, where did you get two hundred and forty dollars?
B: shhhhhhhhh.
L: Aww, yeah.
B: Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby.
L: It ain't your concern.
B: Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to whisper some sweet nothings to this pudding.
L: I'll just be over here minding my own.
B: Aww, baby, you know you got it going on. Aww, you looking so good. You looking so right.
L: Barry, baby - Barry baby, you see what I've got here?
B: What have you got there?
L: Well, this is a box of pudding, Barry.
B: What does it say?
L: It says cook, and chill.
B: Aww, yeah.
L: And baby, that's what I do every night - I cook, and then I chill.
B: Aww, yeah.
L: Aww, yeah.
B: And chill!
L: Yes, sir. Barry baby, I think it's that time.
B: I think it's time to do the deed.
L: Aww, yeah. It is the moment you have been waiting for...
B: Now if you will excuse me while I kiss the sky.
L: Aww, yeah. (later) Mr. Boucher! Turn that camera off!!
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