About forty minutes ago I heard a loud noise outside my room. I open my door and walk out to investigate and find that someone has set up a Slip 'n' Slide in one of the puddles from the line of thunderstorms that had just passed through. At the peak of this diversion, at least twenty-five people were careening down the slide and into the standing water. The top prize goes to the sailor who did so in his dress whites.
Once again, I could merely think "only at Naval Nuclear Power Training Command."
If Ryan can write "All Star Stories," his book about the crazy stuff that goes on at his video store, I could probably make a fortune off "Nukes."