Radio has come through for us these past two days, by pulling down the latest editions of the military newspaper Stars and Stripes. Thus the major questions I posed two days ago have all been answered. (Obama has sealed up the nomination, Big Brown royally stunk up Belmont Park, and the Celtics held serve in the NBA Finals.)
Finally, some recent quotes from the bowels of Memphis. All names are changed to protect the innocent - and by "innocent," I mean "witty and/or foolish."
"I have no problem with my under instruction shanking you." - Carbs
LevelSeventy: "Not exactly."
Carbs: "What is this, a fucking Hertz commercial?"
Mumbles: "I'm looking forward to some alcoholic beverages."
Carbs: "You mean speech therapy, Mumbles?"
ForrestSabre: "We all love the environment."
JackBauer: "Not so much."
LevelSeventy: "I found a hanger for my water bottle."
CornFed: "I found a hanger to get rid of babies I don't want."
"I don't know if want to go [to New Orleans]. They're so whiny. They have one little hurricane..." - CornFed