You must choose between sex with a young, Mr. Universe Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Jessica Alba (as she looked in Dark Angel)...except they both have the opposite gender's genitalia.
You must choose between taking in the butt from Ron Jeremy, or watching your mother take it in the butt from Ron Jeremy.
This generated a couple of hours of discussion last night; people took both sides of each issue.
Like I said, not for the faint of heart. But this is what you resort to when you've spent as much time as we have inside a giant black tube filled only with other men.