Matt Carberry (kingpin248) wrote,
Matt Carberry

Random chance humor...

...strongly suggests that returning to college was clearly the right course of action.

I've got the TV on mute right now, because The Daily Show is a rerun. I look over as it's in commercial, and notice a commercial for the upcoming film Sorority Row. It's a horror movie, so I have no interest in actually seeing it. It grabbed my attention by leading me to wonder if simply casting a passel of young, hot women is enough of a draw to generate some revenue at the box office. The hook was enough to lead me to search the movie on Wikipedia, where I saw the words "fun-filled" linked. A bit surprising. Where does that link go? As soon as I put the cursor above it, I laughed at the answer:

The link for "cheating" a few lines down goes to the same place. And those links have been there for several days. And if you're going to off one of a seven-hot-girl ensemble, why choose the most famous one (Audrina from The Hills)?

It's really too bad I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell doesn't open until two weeks after Sorority Row; I suspect the former would easily crush the latter in a head-to-head battle.
Tags: college take two, sex, tucker max, women

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