FAIL, Co-Ten$. This from the same school that has, or has had in the past, "Keggy the Keg" as a mascot. In Hanover, New Hampshire, D clearly stands for "douchebag" in addition to "Dartmouth." Or perhaps "dregs of the Ivy League."
(And yes, I did search YouTube for "Skorton", the name of Cornell's current president, and found no videos of similar content.)