I've mentioned here a time or two before that I can occasionally be swayed by musicians who, being otherwise untalented, push out some catchy beats. In the recent past alone, I have fallen victim to the "stylings" of Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga. And now? It's Ke$ha, and her current hit "Tik Tok." Only a couple of days ago did I first catch a glimpse of this young lady's appearance. Let's just say that, having based my assumption on the fact that she rose to noteworthiness by recording with Flo Rida, I was quite surprised. And I certainly take note of the substitution of a punctuation mark into her name. The addition of the dollar sign seems to serve the same function as the trailing 'w' in the moniker "J-Woww" - to signify her "player status."
Speaking of J-Woww (yes, I must continue to do so), I discovered a couple of notable things about Long Island's contribution to MTV's latest train wreck. First, this picture. Second, was she Manny Ramirez's source for performance-enhancing drugs? Somehow, I stumbled onto the fact that Ms. Farley sells drops of human chorionic gonadotropin as a weight loss option, the very same female hormone for which Manny was unable to be Manny for nearly a third of last season.
J-Woww and her six compatriots incrime trash have captivated the nation, and I'm sure many will give thanks than their televised adventure will come to an end in less than a week. Can such a scourge be countered? Why yes, it can - and for this, we turn to none other than the Piano Woman herself. Yesterday brought word that Sara Bareilles recorded a special Christmas song inspired by "Jersey Shore." Here it is … please excuse all small children from the room before watching this. It's pure magic … let's just hope Sara hasn't created a situation for herself by breaking this out.
And speaking of situations, it's just about 11:35 here in time zone "R"; it's therefore time to flip to channel four for Conan's nightly savagery of NBC.
Speaking of J-Woww (yes, I must continue to do so), I discovered a couple of notable things about Long Island's contribution to MTV's latest train wreck. First, this picture. Second, was she Manny Ramirez's source for performance-enhancing drugs? Somehow, I stumbled onto the fact that Ms. Farley sells drops of human chorionic gonadotropin as a weight loss option, the very same female hormone for which Manny was unable to be Manny for nearly a third of last season.
J-Woww and her six compatriots in
And speaking of situations, it's just about 11:35 here in time zone "R"; it's therefore time to flip to channel four for Conan's nightly savagery of NBC.
