Matt Carberry (kingpin248) wrote,
Matt Carberry

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So Cornell needs a new president...

I'm inclined to give the University my two cents on the subject. I'm pretty certain they won't like what I have to say, but such is life.

"Dear Presidential Search Committee: The next president of Cornell should oppose affirmative action, end segregation in University housing, ensure the free speech rights of all students, stop taxing students to death for activities they don't support, and cease the in loco parentis treatment of the student body. And these are just the major issues."

Of course, I'll use more words than that, but there you have the short and sweet summary.

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