Our class leader and assistant class leader, as of last night, have consumed alcohol on sixteen consecutive nights. Certainly, by this time tonight, they have extended the run to 17. And with a week without classes coming up, there's a good chance they can push the streak close to a month. I, on the other hand, have trouble even bringing myself to think about drinking on a school night. I did so once late last month, and I remember returning to my room, briefly waking up my roommate, ironing a uniform, and then collapsing in bed, seriously wondering whether or not I would get up in time the following day. (I did, without any problem.)
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