1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
it really was. But College didn't believe me, until one day in France
(the book is "Every Second Counts" by Lance Armstrong)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a lamp shade
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Price Is Right
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
a drip from the faucet, but nothing other than that
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
about two hours ago, to get some reception on my phone - I was wondering if a friend called me back
8: Before you came to this, what did you look at?
9: What are you wearing?
a gray T-shirt and Navy sweat pants
10: Did you dream last night?
no...but be advised, my sleep last night was heavily alcohol-influenced
11: When did you last laugh?
Sometime tonight, but I can't remember what triggered it...
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Absolutely nothing. I should do something about that.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Tough question to answer. A lot of the stuff that goes on at Nuclear Power Training Command that we take as par for the course might be considered weird to outsiders. So I'll answer with this: Jack Osbourne with his pants around his knees on "Punk'd."
14: What do you think of this quiz?
More interesting than a lot of the other similar quizzes I've seen floating around
15: What is the last film you saw?
Blazing Saddles, on Wednesday night.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A lifetime supply of Reduced Fat Original Pringles. Those things are addictive.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I haven't been to McDonald's in like, forever. I'll have to go again soon.
(What, you wanted some deep introspecitve piece of knowledge?)
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Abolish all income taxes, everywhere, forever.
19: Do you like to dance?
No way, José.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Somewhere in the middle.
21a: Imagine your first child/kitten is a girl, what do you call her?
21b: Imagine your first child/kitten is a boy, what do you call him?
I think I'd go with Bryan.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Hell no...I love this country, I love serving it, and wouldn't ever want to live anywhere else.